Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Strange Headlines

One of the things I love about the internet is the strange news stories that show up.Tonight I saw "Man attacks Mom with Polish Sausage" and "Man arrested in Park with pants open" Funny thing is both were in Florida home of really strange stories.The first one involved a 46 year old throwing a three pound Polish Sausage at his mom after an argument and grazing her head.The second stated the guy was sitting in a park with his pants open and a sock covering his private part and he claimed it was hot(weather) and that's why he did it.Over the years a few come to mind.The squirrel who fell through a sunroof onto a ladies lap and attacked her.The guy in Ohio who was taped by his neighbor having intimate relations with the umbrella hole on his patio table and the mid major college football player who legally changed his name from the one his parents gave him"Lucious Pusey" to something a bit more manly.To top it off the last one I saw tonight was a 74 year old lady who crashed her car(Caddy I think) through a window at a small store near Long Beach, CA., then got out and picked up a six pack of budweiser which she walked to the counter with and tried to purchase.She was booked for driving under the influence.

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